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| 2004-08-18 | Transvestite Defined | Rating: 10/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary! |
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| 2004-08-17 | First Period | Rating: 53/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| One day Little Susie got her monthly period for the first time in her life. Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening. Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!" |
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| 2004-08-17 | Do Your Homework | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| A sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson asks his class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way. "Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "Sir, how dare you ask such a question?" she says. "I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!" Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. He asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand. "Yes, Sam?" says Mr. Sampson. "Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye." "Very good, Sam. Thank you." Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed." |
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| 2004-08-16 | Buzzzzzzz | Rating: 75/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises. The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!" |
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| 2004-08-15 | Don't Ask, Don't Tell Policy | Rating: 10/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional. I'm getting out before it becomes mandatory." --- Anonymous Military Personnel |
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| 2004-08-15 | Dial Soap | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: Why do so many men use dial soap? A: Because dial spelled backwards is extreme happiness. |
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| 2004-08-14 | It's Been So Long . . . | Rating: 15/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up. --- Joan Rivers |
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| 2004-08-14 | Hunters Make the Best Lovers | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: Why do hunters make the best lovers? A: Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot. |
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| 2004-08-13 | A Wife's Revenge | Rating: 43/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia. So she sends him a very special care package. He is very excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows. He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching TV. In the middle of one of the shows, the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees giving his best friend oral sex. After a few seconds, he does his business in her mouth and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce." |
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| 2004-08-13 | Don't Touch Anything | Rating: 80/100 based on 6 votes. | ||||||||||
| One day Adam was walking along when God said to him, "I have a task for you Adam. I would like you to go down to my latest creation called Earth and see what you think of it, but your not to touch anything." Adam went down to have a look. As he was looking at the birds and the flowers a girl wearing only leaves came up to him and said her name was Eve. Then she grabbed Adams hand and stuck his fingers up her wet pussy. Adam smelled his hands and decided to wash them in the river. Later, Adam returned to Heaven and was talking with God. God said, "You touched something, didn't you?" Adam nodded and said, "Yes, but she made me touch her." God asked, "What did you do afterwards?" Adam answered, "I washed my hands in the river." God exclaimed, "Oh no! Now all the fish will smell!" |
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