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| 2004-09-04 | Why Do We Have Orgasms? | Rating: 65/100 based on 4 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: Why do we have orgasms? A: How else would we know when to stop? |
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| 2004-09-04 | Pick-Up Line - Fighting the Urge | Rating: 57/100 based on 6 votes. | ||||||||||
| I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight. |
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| 2004-09-03 | Elderly Sex | Rating: 62/100 based on 6 votes. | ||||||||||
| The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there it was too late, the man had died. While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady what symptoms the man had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack. The lady replied, "Well, we were in the bed making love and he started moaning, groaning, thrashing about the bed, panting and sweating. I thought he was coming, but I guess he was going." |
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| 2004-09-02 | How Do You Unlock the Door? | Rating: 68/100 based on 4 votes. | ||||||||||
| One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door his girlfriend said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door." So the guy says, "Well, give me some examples." The girlfriend proceeds to tell him, "Well the first way is, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. Then she said, "The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole than that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either." Then she said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?" He then proceeded to say, "Well, first before I do anything else, I lick the lock." |
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| 2004-09-02 | Heart Attack | Rating: 63/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| A husband comes home from a long day's work. As he enters his bedroom, he finds his wife, naked, panting, on their bed. "What's wrong?" he asks. She replies, "I think I'm having a heart attack." He hastens down stairs to call an ambulance. His son run down stairs and says "Daddy, Daddy, Uncle Ted is naked in the closest." The husband storms upstairs. He opens the closest, he sees his brother and says angrily "Ted, you rat! My wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the children!" |
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| 2004-09-01 | Ashes to Ashes | Rating: 66/100 based on 5 votes. | ||||||||||
| Three gay men died and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My partner loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My partner was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third gay man said, "My partner was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time." |
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| 2004-09-01 | Lesbian Frogs | Rating: 50/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: What did one lesbian frog say to her partner? A: "You know, we do taste like chicken." |
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| 2004-08-31 | How To Tell If Your Viagra Is Working | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| HOW TO TELL IF YOUR VIAGRA IS WORKING: - At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats. - Your face is very pale due to lack of blood. - When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds. They begin to call you "the tripod." - You begin to think your mother in law is pretty. - Sunbathing nude outside standing: Birds perch on it. - Sunbathing nude outside lying down: You look like a sundial. - Everyone at the bank, grocery, etc... lets you go to the front of the line... - Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar. - You always lose limbo contests. - Lewinsky wants you to be president someday. - You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick. - You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling fan |
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| 2004-08-30 | Lesbians | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Two lesbians are walking up the street. They see a gorgeous woman who is tall and curvaceous. 1st lesbian: Oh, look how beautiful she is! 2nd: Uhmm, yummy! 1st: Look at her breasts! 2nd: Uhmm 1st: Look at her legs! 2nd: Uhmm 1st: What is this all "Uhmm, uhmm"? Can you say something else? 2nd writes on a piece of paper: "I can't, my tongue got hard." |
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| 2004-08-30 | Fancy Wrapping | Rating: 55/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all, dear," she said to her husband, "you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?" "No," her husband replied. "Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver." |
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