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| 2004-01-29 | Proposition Rebound | Rating: 48/100 based on 6 votes. | ||||||||||
| Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly side. An unescorted female sat down beside him, and he whispered to her, "Hey! How about it babe? You and me?" As she got up to move, he said loudly, "Honey, you sure look like you could use the money, but I don't have an extra two dollars." She looked back and replied just as loudly, "What makes you think I charge by the inch ?" |
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| 2004-01-29 | Truck Trouble | Rating: 76/100 based on 7 votes. | ||||||||||
| The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath to pose as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago." |
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| 2004-01-29 | Bone | Rating: 55/100 based on 4 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: How do you know if a guy is sexist? A: If he hates every bone in a woman's body except his! |
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| 2004-01-29 | Nicotine Patch | Rating: 35/100 based on 4 votes. | ||||||||||
| Did you hear about the man in San Francisco who put a nicotine patch on his penis? He's down to two butts a day. |
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| 2004-01-29 | Pizza | Rating: 65/100 based on 4 votes. | ||||||||||
| What have Gynaecologists and Pizza Delivery Boys got in Common? The can both smell it, but they can't eat it! |
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| 2004-01-29 | First Blowjob | Rating: 30/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND WITH A SLIGHT HESITATION ASKS THE BARTENDER "WHAT'S THE STRONGEST WHISKEY YOU HAVE" THE BARTENDER REPLIED "JACK DANIELS". THE MAN SAID " THAT'S FINE, I'LL TAKE FIVE SHOTS..." THE BARTENDER SAID " MAN, YOU MUST BE CELEBRATING...." THE MAN REPLIED " I GUESS YOU CAN SAY THAT...." THE BARTENDER ASKED "WELL, SON, WHAT YA CELEBRATING ?" THE MAN SAID "MY FIRST BLOWJOB..." THE BARTENDER SAID " HELL, SON, I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOT ON THE HOUSE..." THE MAN REPLIED "NO....NO THANKS...." THE BARTENDER SAID " WELL, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM...?" THE MAN REPLIED " WELL, IF THESE FIRST FIVE SHOTS DON'T TAKE THAT TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH..I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL......" |
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| 2004-01-29 | Coming Out | Rating: 47/100 based on 9 votes. | ||||||||||
| Morris, a 38 year old gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you.... I'm gay." His elderly mother made no reply or gave any response, and Morris was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay ? Isn't that when you put other men's business in your mouth ?" Morris said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Momma, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her wooden spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!" |
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