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| 2004-02-05 | Top 10 - Why Trick or Treating is Better than Sex | Rating: 43/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after. 1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD. |
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| 2004-02-04 | Blind Date | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| A young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored. "What would you like to do next?" he asked. "I wanna be weighed," she said. So the young man took her over to the weight guesser. "One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right. Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do. "I wanna be weighed," she said. He really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the young man, and using the excuse he had developed a headache, he took the girl home. The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early, and asked, "What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight?" "Wousy," said the girl. |
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| 2004-02-04 | Viagra & Neck | Rating: 37/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| Man, I wish they wouldn't make those Viagra pills so big. One got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for 2 weeks. |
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| 2004-02-03 | Allegra | Rating: 55/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| Scientists have developed a new pill that will now help impotent allergy suffers. By combining Allegra to take care of the allergies, and Viagra for the impotency, it gives you an erection not to be sneezed at! |
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| 2004-02-03 | Leprechaun | Rating: 47/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| A man walks into the men's bathroom and starts peeing next to a midget. He looks down at the midget and says, "Jeez, you've got the longest cock I ever saw." "That's cause I'm a leprechaun. You'll have one just as long when you wake up tomorrow morning."says the midget. "Gee, thanks."says the guy. "Just do me one small favor"says the midget."Let me fuck you in the bathroom stall." The guy says okay and inside the stall, the midget is all over hime, he sucks his dick, he ejaculates in his mouth, finally, the midget fucks the guy's asshole. "How old are you?" says the midget. "35."says the guy. "Wow" says the midget. "Thirty five and he still believes in leprechauns!" |
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| 2004-02-02 | Four Sinners | Rating: 82/100 based on 5 votes. | ||||||||||
| Four nuns are standing in line to get into heaven. St. Paul says to the the first one, "Have you ever touched a penis before." The nun says "Yeah, with my finger." St. Paul says, "Dip your finger in the holy water efore you enter." The second one says, "With my hand." And she has to dip her whole hand in. The third one's about to answer, but the fourth one pushes her out of the way and shouts, "IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO GARGLE THAT WATER AFTER SHE'S STUCK HER ASS IN IT, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!" |
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| 2004-01-31 | How Many? | Rating: 55/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| A man takes his teenage son into the store and shows him three packs of condoms: a 3-pack, a 6-pack, and a 12-pack. He says, "Son, the 3-pack is for when you're in high school, one for Friday night and two for Saturday night. The 6-pack is for when you're in college, two for Friday night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday morning. The 12-pack is for when you're married, one for January, one for February, one for March, one for April,..." |
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| 2004-01-29 | Ankle Warmers | Rating: 55/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| Why does Clinton where underwear? To keep his ankles warm!!!!!!!!! |
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| 2004-01-29 | Virgins... | Rating: 60/100 based on 4 votes. | ||||||||||
| A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way." The doc said , "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage and wired it all together. It was an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. They marry and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he ever saw them. She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts." He pulls down his pants, whips it out and says, "And look at this, it's still in the CRATE!" |
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| 2004-01-29 | Good Luck Mr. Gorsky | Rating: 63/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous 'one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind' statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark, 'Good luck Mr. Gorsky.' Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the 'Good luck Mr. Gorsky' statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled. On July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay, FL., while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows and Armstrong went to get the ball. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky: "Oral sex! You want oral sex? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!" |
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