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| 2004-02-22 | What Did He Say? | Rating: 55/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING." The patrolman says, "May I see your license?" The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE." The woman gives him her license. The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had." The woman turns to her husband and asks," What did he say?" "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells. |
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| 2004-02-21 | I Am Being Robbed! | Rating: 20/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes. "Help me! Help me!" she screamed. "I'm being robbed!" "You ain't being robbed!" her attacker interrupted. "You're being screwed!" The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans. "If you're screwing me with that," she fumed, "I am being robbed!" |
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| 2004-02-21 | M is For . . . | Rating: 30/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| A college girl went to she her doctor about a rash she had on her chest. The doctor asked her to take off her blouse to have a look at it. 'This rash is very unusual' the doctor said, 'It's in the shape of an "M", where did you get this?' 'I'm not sure', she replied, 'but I recently met this guy from Michigan.' The doctor just shook his head and gave her a prescription for some creme. Two weeks later the college girl return to she her doctor again. 'Doctor, I have another rash on my chest' she cried. 'Ok, take off your blouse so I can have a look at it' he replied. 'This one is in the shape of an "I", where did you get this one?' 'Oh', she said, 'I met this guy from Indiana.' 'Okay' said the doctor. He wrote her another prescription and she was on her way. Two weeks later, she return again with another rash on her chest. 'Okay, let's see this one' said the doctor. So she took off her blouse and she had another rash in the shape of an "M" on her chest. The doctor saw it and said, 'I guess you're back with the boy from Michigan?' 'Oh, no' she replied, 'I met this girl from Wisconsin.' |
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| 2004-02-20 | Can't Get My Doggies Apart | Rating: 56/100 based on 5 votes. | ||||||||||
| It was around 11:00 PM on a stormy night when Dr. Edberg, the local vet, got a phone call. Answering the phone, he found a panicky old lady at the other end who shrieked, "Doc, I can't get my two doggies apart. They've gone crazy. One is trying to get on top of the other. What do I do?" "Try hitting them with a stick," the good doctor replied. "But, I did that, they just carried on," the old woman cried. "Well, why don't you pour some cold water on 'em. That should surely cool them," the Doctor tried again. "I tried that too, they simply shuffled away under the bed and carried on. Please, doc, tell me what to do!" the woman wailed. "Well (sigh!), put the phone down and take it to them. I'll call them up and we'll see if that separates them," the vet suggested. "Do you think that'll work?" the woman asked, obviously perplexed. "Well, it sure did in my case," the vet replied. |
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| 2004-02-20 | Disgracing the Family | Rating: 55/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that." She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said. She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family." |
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| 2004-02-19 | Gay Guy and Nicotene Patch | Rating: 15/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: Why did the gay guy put a nicotene patch on his penis? A: So it would limit him too 2 butts a day. |
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| 2004-02-19 | Sherlock's Observations | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| "Good evening ladies", Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three women eating bananas on a park bench. "Do you know them?" Dr. Watson asked. "No", Holmes replied, "I've never met the nun, the prostitute or the bride we just passed." "Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did you know all that?" "Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun ate the banana by holding it in one hand and using the fingers of the other hand to properly break the fruit into small pieces." "The prostitute", he continued, "grabbed with both hands and crammed the whole thing into her mouth." "Amazing!" Watson exclaimed. "But how did you know the third was a newlywed?" "Because she held it one hand and pushed her head toward it with the other." |
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| 2004-02-18 | Superman | Rating: 45/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| Superman was flying around one night just having a good time when he noticed Wonder Woman on the ground, spread out, naked. Superman says "Wow God! Oh Oh Yeah. Well I guess because I am the fastest man in the world I can go and do my business with her." So he goes down and boom boom boom, then he flies off. Wonder woman says "Invisible Man what was that?" Invisible Man says "I don't know but my ass is burning off." |
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| 2004-02-18 | Elephant in the Jungle | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle? A: Wipe him off and say you are sorry. |
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| 2004-02-17 | What Is? | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: What's white and slides down toilet cubicles? A: George Michael lastest release. |
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