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| 2004-09-15 | Nicknames For The President's Pecker | Rating: 43/100 based on 4 votes. | ||||||||||
| The White House Staff His Tiny Advisor The Nuclear Button The Executive Branch The Little Pollster His Soft Contribution His Pocket Veto The Secret Servicer The Presidential Caucus Commander in Briefs The Erectoral College IRS (Intern Ramming System) Lincoln Room Womb Broom McTool (Over 3 Billion Served) Politically Erect Power Pole Presidential Probe Pubic Servant Scandal Handle Top Banana The Ugly Stick West Wing Nut White House Woody |
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| 2004-09-15 | Super-Sized Condoms | Rating: 66/100 based on 7 votes. | ||||||||||
| A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?" |
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| 2004-09-14 | Doggie-Style | Rating: 48/100 based on 5 votes. | ||||||||||
| This couple had a regular but unspectacular sex life. Every so often during sex, the man would ask his wife, "just once, could we do it doggie-style?" She always replied, "Never." Finally, when he was on his deathbed, he asked her, "Why did you always refuse to do it doggie-style? What did you have against making love on your hands and knees?" His wife looked mystified. "Hands and knees? I always thought you meant out in the yard!" |
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| 2004-09-14 | First Lover? | Rating: 30/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her to come back to his hotel. When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks, "Am I the first man you ever made love to?" She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying. "You might be," she says. "Your face looks familiar." |
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| 2004-09-13 | Happy Sperm | Rating: 10/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: How can you tell when a sperm is happy? A: Because it has egg all over its face. |
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| 2004-09-12 | Dangerous Wishes | Rating: 85/100 based on 8 votes. | ||||||||||
| A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four." Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!" Again, there's a bright flash - and his legs fall off. |
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| 2004-09-12 | Prostitute with No Legs | Rating: 20/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: What do you call a prostitute with no legs? A: A "night crawler". |
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| 2004-09-11 | James Bond's Women | Rating: 30/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: How does James Bond like his pussy? A: Shaven not furred. |
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| 2004-09-11 | Beaver: Defined | Rating: 50/100 based on 4 votes. | ||||||||||
| A Beaver is a small furry creature that sits on your face and eats your tongue. |
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| 2004-09-10 | Why Are Pubic Hairs Curly? | Rating: 40/100 based on 4 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: Why are pubic hairs curley? A: So they don't poke you in the eyes. |
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