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| 2004-05-01 | Fanny Licking Frog | Rating: 10/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| While two ladies are driving in a car, they pass a house with a sign saying "Fanny Licking Frogs $5 round back". Having nothing else to do, they decided to see what it was. As they entered the backyard they saw a small shed with a sign on it saying "fanny licking frog". The first lady entered the room and saw a small frog sitting on a stool and a slot to pay $5. She was curious so she pulled down her panties and sat near the frog. Nothing happened. Wanting to see something happen, she has her friend to go in and see if she can get it to work. Her friend pulled down her panties and sat near the frog. Again, nothing happened. Frustrated, she walked outside and asked a man who was gardening nearby, "Can we have our money back? The frog isn't working." The man leads them back into the shed and says "This is the last time I show you how frog!" |
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| 2004-05-01 | What Can You Get for a Tenner? | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| A bloke is desperate for sex but he only has 5 pounds to his name. He decides to go and see the madam at the local brothal. When he tells her of his lack of funds, she shows him to a small room and points to a chicken in the corner after some thought he decides to accept and it turns out to be the best sex he has ever had. About a week later he returns with 10 pounds in his pocket and asks what she can do for him this time. He is shown to a large room with several benches and a two way mirror, through which he is invited to watch two lesbians having sex. After half an hour he nudges the bloke next him and says "What excellent value for a tenner." The bloke replies, "Yeah! But you should have been here last week. We had some bloke having sex with a chicken!" |
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| 2004-04-30 | Chinese 69 | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| A Chinese man and his wife start to make love. They start to get into it, and when it starts getting really hot, the man says to the woman, "How about a little sixty-nine?" The woman jumps out of the bed and says angrily, "How can you think of chicken broccoli at a time like this?" |
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| 2004-04-30 | Snow White, The Prince and the Dwarves | Rating: 40/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| One day, the seven dwarfs are coming home after a hard days work. As they approach the house, they hear some sounds coming from the garden. Their curiosity aroused, they stand on each others shoulders until, finally, one of them can see over the garden wall. The dwarf at the top sees Snow White and the prince sitting and talking in the garden. He says to the dwarf whose shoulder he is standing on, "Snow White is with the Prince." This in turn gets passed down, dwarf to dwarf, "Snow White is with the Prince." "Snow White is with the Prince." "Snow White is with the Prince." "Snow White is....." (and so on) until it has reached all the dwarfs. Then the dwarf at the top says: "They're kissing." Again the chain starts: "They're kissing." "They're kissing." "They're kissing." "They're ......." "He's taking off her clothes." "He's taking off her clothes." "He's taking off her clothes." "He's taking off............" "They're both nude now." "They're both nude now." "They're both nude now." "They're both........." "He's about to enter her." "He's about to enter her." "He's about to enter her." "He's about to.........." At this point Snow White hears a sound near the wall and she gets up to investigate. The dwarf at the top sees this and says, "She's Coming." "So am I." "So am I." "So am I." "So am I." "So am I." "So am I." |
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| 2004-04-29 | Rural Party Invitation | Rating: 100/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Sam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job. He bought 50 acres of land in the middle of Nowhere. His place was so isolated that the postman came only once a week and he went to the grocery store only once a month. After six months of near total isolation, he hears a knock on the door. He opens the door and a big bearded guy is standing there. He says, "Names Enoch...your neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday...thought you'd like to come." "Great," replies Sam. "After six months of living like this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thanks for inviting me." As Enoch is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you, though, there's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem. After 25 years in the newspaper business, I can drink with the best of them." Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More 'n likely gonna be some fightin', too." Tough crowd, Sam thinks to himself. "Well, I get along with people. Don't worry, I'll be there. Thanks again." Once again, Enoch turns from the door, "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too." "Now that is not a problem," Sam says. "I've been up here all alone for six long months. I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" Enoch stops in the doorway one last time and says, "Whatever you want. Just gonna be the 2 of us there." |
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| 2004-04-29 | In The Army Now | Rating: 50/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| There was this guy who just got sent to the Sahara Desert for his tour of duty. Once he was over there for a while he began to get real horney. He went to see the captain in the head tent. He told the captain that he really needed a woman. The captain told him he could use the camel in the other tent. The guy said thanks but no thanks I'll just wait. So he went on about his business. A few weeks went by and the need for a woman returned even more prominent than before. He headed back to the captains tent to talk to him about it again. The captain then said the same thing concerning the use of the camel. The guy declined again and again left the captains tent feeling very bad. A few more weeks go by and the guy just cant take it anymore. He heads back to the captains tent fully intending to use the camel as the captain had offered twice before. He walks in and tells the captain that he'll take the camel and then asks where it is? The captain and his friend show the guy to the tent where the camel is being kept. The guy sizes up the camel trying to figure out just how hes going to do this. All the while the captain and his friend stand behind the curtain and watch. The guy climbs up on the camels back and takes his dick out and stick it in and begins to have sex with the camel. He then hears loud peels of laughter coming from the other side of the curtain. He yells for the captain and the captain comes out. The guy asks whats so funny? The captain looks at his friend and chokes out that most guys just get on the camel and ride it into town. |
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| 2004-04-28 | And On Sunday He Rested | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Phillip fancied himself quite a ladies man, so when his cruise ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a desert island with six women, he couldn't believe his good fortune. They quickly agreed that each woman would have one night a week with the only man. Phillip threw himself into the arrangement with gusto, working even on his day off, but as the weeks stretched into months, he found himself looking forward to that day of rest more and more eagerly. One afternoon he was sitting on the beach and wishing for some more men to share his duties when he caught sight of a man waving from a life raft that was bobbing on the waves. Phillip swam out, pulled the raft to shore, and did a little jig of happiness. "You can't believe how happy I am to see you," he cried. The new fellow eyed him up and down and cooed, "You're a sight for sore eyes, too, you gorgeous thing!" "Shit," sighed Phillip, "there go my Sundays." |
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| 2004-04-28 | The Farmer's Three Daughters | Rating: 50/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| A farmer and had 3 teenage daughters. One night around 7:30 the doorbell rings. He goes to answer the door and there is a teenage boy standing there. Farmer: Hi. Can I help you? Boy: Yeh... My name is Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo. We're gonna' see a show, Can she go? Farmer: Well, of course, but she's not ready yet. You can come in and sit on the sofa and wait. Joe goes and sits on the sofa, and about 10 minutes later the doorbell rings again. The farmer answers the door, and there's another teenage boy out on the porch. Farmer: Hi, How can I help you? Boy#2: Hey! My name is Eddie, and I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going to eat spaghetti, is she ready? Farmer: No she's not but you can join Joe on the sofa. About 5 minutes later, Joe, Flo, Eddie, and Betty all leave to go to town. Later that evening, the farmer hears tires squealing, a car door slam and footsteps running up the front stairs. The doorbell rings so he grabs his shotgun just in case something bad happens. When he opens the door, there's another teenage boy standing there and he reeks of booze. Farmer: Let me guess, you're here to see one of my daughters. Boy#3: Yeah... My name is Chuck.... BOOM!!! |
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| 2004-04-27 | Getting Stronger with Age | Rating: 55/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| Two old drunks were drinking up at a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard." "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand." "So," says the second drunk, "What's your point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!" |
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| 2004-04-26 | Last Minute Details | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, making out. As things really started getting hot, the girl stopped the guy and said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The guy reluctantly paid her, and they went on with their business. After they finished, the guy lit up a cigarette, sat back in the driver's seat and stared out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25." |
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