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| 2004-05-07 | 8yr old girl smoking... | Rating: 40/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| An 8yr old girl goes to her dad and asks: -"Dad give me a fucking cigarette!" -"Oh my God! I didn't know you smoked, when did you started it?" -"When I had sex for the first time." Her dad gets nervous and asks: -"AND WHEN WAS THAT?!!" -"Don't know... I was too drunk to remember" |
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| 2004-05-07 | Viagra and Disney | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: What do Disneyland and Viagra have in common? A: You wait one hour for a two minute ride! |
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| 2004-05-07 | Born Without a Penis | Rating: 55/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| The country doctor was just returning from a delivery at an outlying ranch, when he crossed paths with the town gossip. "Doctor Wilson, How is the Smith baby?" "Well, the child was born without a penis." the doctor said. "Oh my goodness!" said the gossip. "But she'll have a damn nice place to put one in 18 years." |
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| 2004-05-06 | Cake | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: What is the difference between a man's penis and a cake? A: A woman is willing to spend fifteen minutes on a cake! |
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| 2004-05-05 | Oral or Anal? | Rating: 100/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your hole weak. |
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| 2004-05-04 | Viagra and Propecia | Rating: 27/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| Viagra and Propecia Q: Do you know what happens when you take Viagra and Propecia together? A: It makes your hair stick up. |
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| 2004-05-04 | Holiday in Pakistan | Rating: 63/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come indo my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like a great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Saiheeb." Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years - raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, and ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs. The Pakistani then began screaming "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET! |
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| 2004-05-03 | Got Milk? | Rating: 40/100 based on 4 votes. | ||||||||||
| There was a gentleman living in a small village who had a stomach disorder that required him to drink the milk of a nursing mother. Well, there weren't too many women in the village nursing babies and even fewer who would agree to allow a grown man to suck on their breast. But low and behold, the poor man finally found a rather buxom young girl who had recently given birth and was willing to help him out--for a price. The man was desperate because his condition was growing worse, so he agreed to pay the woman the amount of money she demanded. After all, the woman had a newborn baby to care for and the father had abandoned them to their fate. The first day was a bit awkward as the man showed up and, with a bit of anxiety and embarrassment, leaned over and began to suckle the woman's breast. Well, weeks went by and the awkwardness began to fade. One day, the woman realized that the man's suckling was beginning to arouse her sexually. It became almost unbearable and finally, in a sensuous voice, she said, "Is there anything else you'd like?" The man paused in his suckling for a moment, looked up at her, and said, "Yeah, got any cookies?" |
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| 2004-05-02 | Unusual Confession | Rating: 60/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| Two young men go into a church to confess their sins. The first one steps into the confessional and sits down. Young Man "Bless me father for I have sinned. I have had pre-marital sex." "Who was it with my son? Was it one of the women in the congregation?" "I am sorry father, I can not devulge the woman's name. It would ruin her reputation." "Well tell me, was it Mary-Lou?" "No father." "Was it Peggy-Sue?" "No father.I can not tell you. If I told the woman's name to anyone her reputation would follow her everywhere." "Was it Sally-May?" "I am sorry father I can not say." "Well then. Repeat 4 Hail Marys and 5 Our Fathers." As the young man procedes to leave the confessional the 2nd young man approaches and asks, "So what did he give you?" "Well he gave me 4 Hail Marys, 5 Our Fathers and 3 VERY GOOD LEADS." |
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| 2004-05-02 | 92 Year Old Visits Mustang Ranch | Rating: 55/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| An old man made it shakily through the door to Joe Conforte's Mustang Ranch, outside Reno, Nevada. The receptionist stared at him. "You gotta be in the wrong place," she exclaimed. "What are you looking for?" "Ain't this the famous Mustang Ranch? Ain't this where you got forty-five girls ready 'n' able?" The receptionist looked perplexed, "Ready for what?" "I want a girl," the old man rasped. "I wanna get laid." "How old are you, Pop?" she asked. "Ninety-two," he replied. "Ninety-two? Pop, you've HAD it!" "Oh," said the old man, a little disconcerted as his trembling fingers reached for his wallet. "How much do I owe you?" |
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