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| 2004-05-13 | Bad Night for Cleopatra | Rating: 40/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: What did Cleopatra say to Marc Antony when he wanted to make love? A: Not tonight, I have my pyramid. |
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| 2004-05-12 | Guy with Five Penises | Rating: 10/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His underwear fits like a glove. |
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| 2004-05-12 | Santa's Dilemma | Rating: 47/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| "Santa's Dilemma" A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away." Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, don't run a mile; just stay for a while..." Santa begins to sweat but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay." Santa wipes his brow but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children, you know." She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay...." Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow, says, "HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay, Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!!!" |
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| 2004-05-11 | Prune Juice and Viagra | Rating: 45/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: Did you hear about the guy on the special diet of prune juice and Viagra? A: He didn't know whether he was coming or going! |
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| 2004-05-11 | Dresses in Winter | Rating: 25/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: Why are women afraid to wear dresses in winter? A: Because they'll get scared their going to get chapped lips |
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| 2004-05-10 | Roping | Rating: 10/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| One day a young cowboy, and cowgirl decided to get married. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asked, "What are they doing?" The Husband answers "They're roping" "I see" replies the bride. After a few more hours of driving they see two horses having sex, Again the bride asks "What are they doing honey?" The husband answers, "They're roping!" She replies "Oh ,I see." Finally they arrive at their hotel. They washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they started to explore each others bodies. The bride discovers her husbands penis. "Whats is that?" "Thats is my rope." he answers. She slides her hand down a little further and gasps, "Whats are those?" "They are my knots" he answers. Finally the couple begin to make love. After several minutes the bride says "Stop honey, wait a minute!" Her husband asked "Whats the matter honey?" The bride replies "Undo those knots, I need more rope!" |
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| 2004-05-09 | No Room at the Inn | Rating: 47/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning, the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring?" "Nope. I shut him up in no time," said the Navy guy. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the sailor explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, 'Goodnight beautiful,' . . . and he sat up all night watching me." |
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| 2004-05-09 | Odd Bar Room Competition | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| three women were in a bar. each wanted to see who could fit the largest thing inside them. the first women took a lemon and put it up inside herself. another women was like "thats nothing" and shoved a glass inside her. the third women knew that was childs play. so she told them to check this out. all of sudden she started to slide down the bar stool. |
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| 2004-05-08 | Proper Diaphram Usage | Rating: 55/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| A week after their marriage, these newlyweds from Kentucky paid a visit to their doctor. "I can't figure it out doc, my testicles are turning blue." The doctor examined him and confirmed the unusual condition. He asked the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm I prescribed?" "Yes." she replied. "And what kind of jelly are you using?" the doctor then asked. "Grape." she said. |
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| 2004-05-08 | How About? | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Back in the Good Old Days, when Dudley Fudpucker was whooping it up in college, he was standing at a bar one evening, when a lady of enticing appearance approached him and suggested that they have a drink. Dudley said, "Well, I'm no John D. Rockefeller, but I'll buy." After developing a slight buzz, she suggested a dance. Dudley smiled and said, "I'm no Fred Astaire, but I'll give it a whirl." Later, she suggested that they go up to her room. "I'm no Cary Grant," replied Dudley, "but I'll follow you up there." They leave and go to the lady's apartment. They have another drink, then do what had been on their minds all evening, anyway. Afterward, the lady says, "What about some money?" Dudley shot back, "Well, I'm no gigolo, but I'll take it!" |
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