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| 2004-06-15 | Why Couldn't the Jack-O-Lantern Get the Witch Pregnant? | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: Why couldn't the Jack-O-Lantern get the witch pregnant? A: Because he had a Halloweeny |
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| 2004-06-15 | Stranded on an Island | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| A woman and two men were stranded on an island. After two weeks the woman is so ashamed of what she is doing she kills herself. After another two weeks the men are so ashamed of what they are doing they bury her. After yet another two weeks the men are so ashamed of what they are doing they dig her up. |
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| 2004-06-14 | Sex Therapy | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Worried about their less than exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist who wound up treating him with self hypnosis. And, to her joy, everything got much better. However, she could not help but notice that each night, early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for several minutes. This tormented her until finally, one night, she followed him. There, in front of the mirror, she found him applying this therapeutic technique: "She's not my wife... She's not my wife...She's not my wife..." |
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| 2004-06-14 | Polish Bride | Rating: 10/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new surname. |
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| 2004-06-13 | Top 10 Signs Your Son is Too Old for Breast Feeding | Rating: 37/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| 10. He can open your blouse by himself, with one hand. 9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other. 8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue. 7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt. 6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee. 5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine. 4. After each feeding, he has a smoke. 3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner. 2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to "Dueling Banjos." 1. Beard abrasions on areola. |
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| 2004-06-12 | The Flasher and the Nuns | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Three Nuns are walking down the street when a flasher jumps out and flashes them. Two of them have a stroke. The other one could not reach it. |
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| 2004-06-12 | Kissing the Model | Rating: 15/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her. She pushed him away. "Maybe you other models let you kiss them," she said. "I've never tried to kiss a model before," he swore. "Really," she said, softening. "How many models have there been?" "Four," he replied. "A jug, two apples and a vase." |
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| 2004-06-11 | Expensive Perfume | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| The clerk showed the fellow the store's most expensive perfume. "This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sales clerk. "It's $285 per ounce." "Listen," the fellow shot back, "for $285 an ounce, I don't want something called 'Perhaps'; I want something called 'You Can Bet Your Sweet Bippy On It'." |
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| 2004-06-11 | Where Do Babies Come From? | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in. Child: Mother, where do babies come from? Mom: Well dear, a mommy and daddy fall in love and they get married. Then one night they go into their room, kiss, hug and have sex. (The child begins to look puzzuled). Mom: That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey. Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into your and you had Daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that? Mom: Jewelry, dear. |
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| 2004-06-10 | What Would You Be? | Rating: 10/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| There was a mother pregnant with triplets and one of the triplets ask the other one, "If you could be anything, what would it be?" One of them answered, "I'd be a plumber, so that I could get all of this water out of here." Another said, "I would be an electrician, so that we could have light in here." The third triplet answered, "I'd be a hunter, so that I could kill that damn squirrel that keeps popping its head in here." |
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