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| 2004-06-21 | Henry Ford Goes to Heaven | Rating: 53/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention (the assembly line for the automobile) changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven." Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, Himself." The befeathered fellow at the Gate takes Ford to the Throne Room and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?" God replies, "Ah, yes." "Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. there's too much front end protrusion 2. it chatters at high speeds 3. the rear end wobbles too much, and 4. the intake is placed too close to the exhaust." "Hmmm...." Replies God, "hold on." God goes to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Henry Ford, "but according to the computer, more men are riding my invention that yours." |
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| 2004-06-20 | Kermit the Frog's Sex Life | Rating: 10/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: What do Kermit the Frog's hands smell like? A: Bacon. |
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| 2004-06-20 | Viagra for the Elderly | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Bob and Bill, two eighty year olds were discussing their sex lives. Bob said, "Bill, I hear they have a new drug out that helps you have sex and I think it's called Viagra." Bill said, "Can you get it over the counter?" Bob thought for a while and said, "Maybe if you take two you can." |
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| 2004-06-19 | Are Birth Control Pills Tax Deductible? | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: Are birth control pills deductible? A: Only if they don't work. |
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| 2004-06-18 | High Sperm Count? | Rating: 25/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: How do you tell if a man has a high sperm count? A: The woman has to chew before she swallows! |
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| 2004-06-18 | What's the Difference Between Love, True Love and Showing Off? | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling. |
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| 2004-06-17 | Would You Give Up 1/4 of Your Sex Life? | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt." A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?" The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless. At the same time he thinks this might be a good omen, so he says, "Okay," and sinks the putt. Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole." The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?" The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." He makes an eagle. On the final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?" The golfer says, "Certainly!" He makes the eagle. As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says, "You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from now on you will have no sex life." "Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's . . . Father O'Malley." |
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| 2004-06-17 | Why Do Women Fake Orgasms? | Rating: 54/100 based on 5 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: Why do women fake orgasms? A: Because they think men care. |
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| 2004-06-16 | Personal Ad | Rating: 40/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| WANTED A tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classic music and tal- king without getting too serious. But please only read lines 1,3 and 5. |
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| 2004-06-16 | Involuntary Muscles | Rating: 45/100 based on 4 votes. | ||||||||||
| A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day was involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asked the woman "Do you know what your asshole does when you're having an orgasm?" "Sure" she said. "He's at home, taking care of the kids." |
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