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| 2004-08-05 | The Large Offering | Rating: 40/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| The church service was underway and they passed the collection plate. When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stopped the service and announced, "Whoever put the $100.00 bill in the plate, please stand up." A gay man stood up and said, "I did." The preacher told him, "Since you put that money in the plate, I would like to let you pick out three hymns." Excitedly, the gay guy said, "Well, I'll take him and him and him!" |
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| 2004-08-05 | What is a Lesbian? | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: What is a lesbian? A: Just another woman trying to do a man's job! |
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| 2004-08-04 | The Little Chicken Has Big Questions | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Little Chick: Am I a person? Big Chick: No, you are a chicken. Little Chick: Do chickens come from people? Big Chick: No, chickens come from eggs. Little Chick: Are eggs born? Big Chick: No, eggs are laid. Little Chick: Are people laid? Big Chick: Not all . . . some are chicken! |
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| 2004-08-03 | Identifying the Scottish Clans | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Q: How can you tell the different clans in Scotland? A: You lift his kilt and if it's a quarter pounder, he's a McDonald! |
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| 2004-08-03 | Texas Rodeo Style | Rating: 55/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| Two texans were talking about their favorite sexual position. One texan said his favorite sexual position was "rodeo". The other texan said, "Rodeo? I don't believe I've ever heard of the rodeo position. What is it?" The other texan said, "It's like this son. When my wife and I are making love doggy style, and she's about ready to orgasm, I lean over and whisper in her ear, that this is exactly how her sister likes doing it, and then I try to hold on for the next eight seconds. |
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| 2004-08-02 | Old People's Sex | Rating: 45/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time . . . and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year . . . maybe on your anniversary. The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?" His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked. "Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom.And she yells, 'Fuck You', and I holler back, 'Fuck You' too. |
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| 2004-08-01 | 5 Boxes for a Dollar | Rating: 35/100 based on 2 votes. | ||||||||||
| A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in the corner with a sign on them saying "5 boxes for a dollar." Well, the woman just could not believe this price so she asks the clerk if it was correct. He said "Oh yes, 5 for a dollar." She said "That can't be right!" The clerk says "Oh yes, it's right! 5 boxes for a dollar, no strings attached." |
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| 2004-07-31 | If the Walls Had Ears | Rating: 40/100 based on 3 votes. | ||||||||||
| The boy just takes the girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?". "What ? You're crazy???!!!" "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem." "No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..." "At this time of the night no one will show up.." "I've already said NO, and NO!" "Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it too.." "NO!!! I've said NO!!!" "My love.. don't be like that.." At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in nightgown with her hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says. "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake to tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!" |
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| 2004-07-31 | Caught Cheating | Rating: 10/100 based on 1 votes. | ||||||||||
| Noticing that her husband's relationship with the alluring young miss across the street was becoming more than a little friendly, the suspicious wife awoke one morning to find herself alone in bed. Angered, she dialed her attractive neighbor and bellowed into the phone, "Tell my husband to get his ass across the street." "Ma'am," a soft, sexy voice replied, "That's where he's been getting it for some time now." |
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| 2004-07-30 | Four Disadvantages of Being a Penis | Rating: 58/100 based on 4 votes. | ||||||||||
| 1. You are always hanging around with a couple of nuts. 2. You live next door to an asshole. 3. All of your best friends are pussies. 4. Every time you try to get ahead, you end up in the hole! |
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